Phone ringing in the background [Secretary] Mr. Berman? [Steve Berman] What?! [Secretary] We have Eminem here to see you [Steve Berman](Eminem) About fuckin' time! Send him in (Steve! Good to see ya man) Look who decided to show his face! I hope you've had fun in the last 4 years. (Look man, I apologize again for) For shooting me?! Do you know I lost the use of my right arm? (Again, it was a mistake) (A terrible mist- are you wearing a bulletproof vest?)
And then you go and you do what? Hide out? Stay in Detroit from us 5 years While the music industry melts the fuck down? Do you know how many people lost their jobs because of your fuckin vacation? (Well that's actually why I'm here, I was gonna, put out some new music and I wanted to play it for you, and get your opinion)
Do I really need to hear it? Let me guess, another album about poor me, I'm so famous that it's ruined my rich little life, And I'm such a tortured artist. Let me make music about it and my tragic love life, Am I on to something here? (Come on man it's not like that yo-) You know what? Just hand the fuckin thing over
I'm done talkin to you. Think you can just come and go as you please. Big selfish superstar (Steve, I had a drug problem) Oh poor me, I had a drug problem. Who hasn't had a drug problem in this town? You know what? *cocks gun* (Hey! hey!) Just lay the shit down on my desk and get the fuck out (Woah, woah, woah. Jesus Christ man! ) (Alright alright here, fine) What's this shit? Two CD's? (That's what I've been tryin to tell you man, there's 2 albums) Just get out! (Alright!) Get the fuck out (Alright man, see you later)